that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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