So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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