at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
So many bounce houses so little time
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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