RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Acid is not a monday night drug
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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