belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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