school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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