they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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