Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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