i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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