after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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