Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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