you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
