Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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