question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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