Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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