woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
