Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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