Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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