Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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