Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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