no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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