So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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