We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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