I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I'm really busy with my period
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