Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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