lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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