Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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