You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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