I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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