This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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