Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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