Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Randomize
