Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
You're like the curious george of whores
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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