You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
false alarm. still invincible.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
