I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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