i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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