The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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