Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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