Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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