So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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