sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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