I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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