I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I smell like Dick and happiness
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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