I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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