At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
