If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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