I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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