I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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