Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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