I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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